DirtyApu's Hizzy

Dusk til Dawn little Apusters that is how long Apu whoops these chumps ass.  That is right boys and girls, Apu has been at it again.  Morning, Night, Lunch time, any time Apu is whipping ass non-stop.  Today was no exception to the rule.  As you can see Deekeye, deeked out on us before the end of the game but rest assured Apu was whipping his ass too.  That’s right boys and girls, Apu is going to have to quit running Blue Light Specials or he is going to run out of ass whoopin’s for the rest of the chumps of the world.

As you can see Apu is on his game at anytime of the day.  If any of you little Apusters out there feel that you are being picked on by some Quake bully, just let Apu know.  I will hop in the arena at any time of the day and save your ass.  I will run a special blue light extravaganza just for you and whip some chump ass just like I do the Deekeye and Dunasty chumps.

Well, once again I am posting the results of a frag fest in which Apu dominated.  That’s right boys and girls I said dominated.  The Apuster is mightier than the sword.  Notice that Dunasty was so beat down he couldn’t even manage to beat one of the bots!  Sad but true!

Until next time little Apusters….  Peace we outta here!

DirtyApu

That’s right little Apusters, I have been so busy kicking off in some ass I have not had time to catch everyone up on the latest happenings.  So let me give you the News and Reviews from the past month. 

First these boys find funny new places to try and get their frag on but Apu just keeps knocking them down.  That’s right Apu kicked off in some ass while these chuckleheads were running around like a bunch of school girls chasing a stray cat.  Need I say more???

Now that Apu has put up the Apu Hizzy server we can get our frag on at any time of the day.  I have been instructing the boys to jump in and get some practice on the bots but hell I think the bots are kicking their ass!  Sad but true. 

Anyway, here is a few scores for all you little Apuster’s to enjoy.  Remember Peace, Love, The Sl@p!!

Enjoy Boy’s and Girls!!!  These boy’s are weak!!!

Apu V……