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Taste the Shoepolish!

That’s right little Apuster’s DirtyApu finally decided that Deek would not have wanted me to stop blogging.  This blog was always a good laugh between us so my first time back after almost two years, I have dedicate this ass whooping and the trash talking to Deek! 

Take a look at these poor noob’s getting a taste of the shoe polish.  This is just a shameless display of DirtyApu’s skill level.  I was whipping these boy’s like a red headed step child.  They couldn’t get a shot off at DirtyApu to save their life.

So take that home boys and just remember DirtyApu will be back soon!  Watch out!

Peace \/ !

~DirtyApu~

Lost a great friend tonight.  Deekeye was one of my Quake & Counterstrike buddies.  He died tonight.  Rest in Peace my friend, Rest in Peace.

DirtyApu kicking much ass as usual...

This one goes out to all the Dunasty fans?! anybody… anybody… ok maybe he don’t have any fans. 

I spent many a fun filled afternoon whipping Dunasty’s ass but for now he is on a hiatus for a few months. Dunasty has moved across the state and until he can get settled into his new diggs we may not see much of him.  I just wanted all you little Apusters out there know that DirtyApu is still kicking ass and taking names.  Here is a sample from a Counter-Strike game I was playing just after Dunasty went on his walk about.  As you can see some pretty impressive numbers were being chalked up by the Apuster. 

Now boys and girls if you really want to see Apu’s score rise just wait until Dunasty gets back in the game.  You may notice the usual absence of Deekeye the deserter.  He was off picking his nose somewhere but you can rest assured when Dunasty is back and Deekeye shows up, it will be a DirtyApu Ass Whipping Extravaganza.  All these punks are going to do is give the Apuster some easy targets.  So if you really want to see a score get out of site, add your comments below encouraging Deekeye and Dunasty to jump back in.  That is right boys and girls Apu can kick these boys ass in multiple games, not just Quake. 

So for now until I post again… All you little Apusters out there much love and for Deekeye Stinkeye and Dunasty the Dung Dong… Taste the shoe polish boys!!!

Peace V….

Apu

Greetings from the Smackaho Tribe!

Let me tell you a story boys and girls about Apu’s ancestory… That’s right, Apu is opening up about his past.  I feel a need to let all the the little Apuster’s know that Apu is part Indian.  Apu is from a great tride raised on the mean streets and badlands.  The tribes name reflects on how Apu whips his opponents in the Arena.  The tribe Apu speaks of are few in members but great at Kickassory. 

We are the Smackaho tribe.  Thats right boys and girls, Smackaho.  Apu lived up to one of his tribes great traditions today and Smacked dees ho’s like he owned em.  Just take a look at how bad the smacking was.  Deekeye Stinkeye couldn’t even break into the double digits.  WOW!  People say Apu why are so great, how is it that you whip these boys ass so easily.  Apu just smiles and remembers his ancestors and the great warriors they were and knows it’s just the Kickassory tradition handed down over the generations.  Sorry fellows but the great Apu will always be on top.  Smacking Ho’s and taking names.

So as I carry on the great traditions of my people all you little Apuster’s remember, Come rain, sleet, or shine, Apu will deliver the foot to your behind.  And to all you little Apuster’s out there, Peace, Love and Smackaho’s forever!

V……  DirtyApu! (Smackaho’s Unite!)

Dusk til Dawn little Apusters that is how long Apu whoops these chumps ass.  That is right boys and girls, Apu has been at it again.  Morning, Night, Lunch time, any time Apu is whipping ass non-stop.  Today was no exception to the rule.  As you can see Deekeye, deeked out on us before the end of the game but rest assured Apu was whipping his ass too.  That’s right boys and girls, Apu is going to have to quit running Blue Light Specials or he is going to run out of ass whoopin’s for the rest of the chumps of the world.

As you can see Apu is on his game at anytime of the day.  If any of you little Apusters out there feel that you are being picked on by some Quake bully, just let Apu know.  I will hop in the arena at any time of the day and save your ass.  I will run a special blue light extravaganza just for you and whip some chump ass just like I do the Deekeye and Dunasty chumps.

Well, once again I am posting the results of a frag fest in which Apu dominated.  That’s right boys and girls I said dominated.  The Apuster is mightier than the sword.  Notice that Dunasty was so beat down he couldn’t even manage to beat one of the bots!  Sad but true!

Until next time little Apusters….  Peace we outta here!

DirtyApu

Well boy’s and girls now you don’t have to go all the way to Broadway to see a first class exibition, you can just come down to DirtyApu’s House of Pain and watch this long time crowd pleaser…. Stomp!  That is right you can see Stomp for free and it is much better then the broadway version.  You get to see DirtyApu Stomp Deekeye Stinkeye and Dunasty.  Two for One!!!   So come on down little Apuster’s to the fabulous Apu Arena and watch Stomp first hand.

Not only will you get to witness Stomp of Ass but you can see Stomp of heads, Stomp them while their down.  Stomp the Dunasty and best of all Stomp the Deekeye.  Thats right boy’s and girls an Ass Stomping blue light special for all.  No admission fee if you show your Apuster card.  So ya’ll come on down now… Ya hear!

Until next time little Apuster’s…  Peace and Stomp forever!

DirtyApu

That’s right little Apusters, I have been so busy kicking off in some ass I have not had time to catch everyone up on the latest happenings.  So let me give you the News and Reviews from the past month. 

First these boys find funny new places to try and get their frag on but Apu just keeps knocking them down.  That’s right Apu kicked off in some ass while these chuckleheads were running around like a bunch of school girls chasing a stray cat.  Need I say more???

Now that Apu has put up the Apu Hizzy server we can get our frag on at any time of the day.  I have been instructing the boys to jump in and get some practice on the bots but hell I think the bots are kicking their ass!  Sad but true. 

Anyway, here is a few scores for all you little Apuster’s to enjoy.  Remember Peace, Love, The Sl@p!!

Enjoy Boy’s and Girls!!!  These boy’s are weak!!!

Apu V……

That’s right little Apuster’s, Dunasty took a boot up the ass once again.  What’s even better is he advertised it as a blue light special.  Well, boys and girls you know Apu don’t appreciate anyone trying to run a blue light special… especially when Apu has exclusive rights to the blue light special.  Instead of hiring a lawyer I took matters into my own hands and dished out a little special of my own.  It was a Special Ass Whoopin’ Apu style!! 

Dunasty is like oh great Apu what about me what about my wins.  Well, his wins have been so few and far between I am not sure I would even call them wins.  There more like anomalies. So when Dunasty tries to talk about his wins I just have to giggle because all the little Apuster’s know the deal.  Oh by the way I think Dunasty is going to start his blog back up… It will be called “The House of Stain”  because he soils himself everytime Apu is in the Arena!

Until next time boys and girls… Peace and Apuness forever …V.

The Great but not to Late DirtyApu!

 P.S. You may be detecting a trend here… No Deekeye.  Guess he is just to afraid to face the Mighty Apu!