Parting Shot…
DirtyApu kicking much ass as usual...
This one goes out to all the Dunasty fans?! anybody… anybody… ok maybe he don’t have any fans.
I spent many a fun filled afternoon whipping Dunasty’s ass but for now he is on a hiatus for a few months. Dunasty has moved across the state and until he can get settled into his new diggs we may not see much of him. I just wanted all you little Apusters out there know that DirtyApu is still kicking ass and taking names. Here is a sample from a Counter-Strike game I was playing just after Dunasty went on his walk about. As you can see some pretty impressive numbers were being chalked up by the Apuster.
Now boys and girls if you really want to see Apu’s score rise just wait until Dunasty gets back in the game. You may notice the usual absence of Deekeye the deserter. He was off picking his nose somewhere but you can rest assured when Dunasty is back and Deekeye shows up, it will be a DirtyApu Ass Whipping Extravaganza. All these punks are going to do is give the Apuster some easy targets. So if you really want to see a score get out of site, add your comments below encouraging Deekeye and Dunasty to jump back in. That is right boys and girls Apu can kick these boys ass in multiple games, not just Quake.
So for now until I post again… All you little Apusters out there much love and for Deekeye Stinkeye and Dunasty the Dung Dong… Taste the shoe polish boys!!!
Peace V….
Apu
I have never heard this much bull shit compiled in such few sentences. I admit that I leave matches early but that is only to maintain the illusion that Apu is a superior player. Thats right. The truth is out. I did it for you Apu. My off season training has been better than ever so expect multiple woopings in the Mr. Universe of Counter-Strike matches.