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    Unstoppable… Ultra Kill…

    March 25th, 2009
    DirtyApu Unstoppable...
    DirtyApu Unstoppable…

    That  is right boys and girls DirtyApu doesn’t usually blog two days in a row because normally he is to busy whipping some poor saps ass but this one was just too good not to share.  As you can see the Apuster was dishing out quiet the ass whopping.  The title says it all… if you had been in the game you would have heard things like DirtyApu Unstoppable, DirtyApu Ultra Kill, DirtyApu Rampage… and so on.  There was just no containing the thrashing I unleashed on these noob’s. 

    All the little Apuster’s out there relish in the glory and cheer on your hero.  If your not a bonafied memeber of the Apu nation, just jump into a quake game or counter-strike game where Apu is playing and you soon will be.  Hell, Dunasty and Deekeye are secretly part of the Apu Nation but who could blame them.  It’s hard not to look up to someone with such superior skills.  That’s right Dunasty and Deekeye’s secret is out.  They to are members of the Apu Nation.
     
    Well kids I felt I had lied to you long enough so the cat is out of the bag.  Enjoy the horrendous ass whipping Apu dished out today and all you Apuster’s out there be kind to Dunasty and Deekeye.  They may have been lying to you for all these years but remember they to are Apuster’s just like you.

    Until next time… Peace V.    
    ~DirtyApu~ 

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    Parting Shot…

    March 24th, 2009
    DirtyApu kicking much ass as usual...

    DirtyApu kicking much ass as usual...

    This one goes out to all the Dunasty fans?! anybody… anybody… ok maybe he don’t have any fans. 

    I spent many a fun filled afternoon whipping Dunasty’s ass but for now he is on a hiatus for a few months. Dunasty has moved across the state and until he can get settled into his new diggs we may not see much of him.  I just wanted all you little Apusters out there know that DirtyApu is still kicking ass and taking names.  Here is a sample from a Counter-Strike game I was playing just after Dunasty went on his walk about.  As you can see some pretty impressive numbers were being chalked up by the Apuster. 

    Now boys and girls if you really want to see Apu’s score rise just wait until Dunasty gets back in the game.  You may notice the usual absence of Deekeye the deserter.  He was off picking his nose somewhere but you can rest assured when Dunasty is back and Deekeye shows up, it will be a DirtyApu Ass Whipping Extravaganza.  All these punks are going to do is give the Apuster some easy targets.  So if you really want to see a score get out of site, add your comments below encouraging Deekeye and Dunasty to jump back in.  That is right boys and girls Apu can kick these boys ass in multiple games, not just Quake. 

    So for now until I post again… All you little Apusters out there much love and for Deekeye Stinkeye and Dunasty the Dung Dong… Taste the shoe polish boys!!!

    Peace V….

    Apu

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