DirtyApu's Hizzy

Greetings from the Smackaho Tribe!

Let me tell you a story boys and girls about Apu’s ancestory… That’s right, Apu is opening up about his past.  I feel a need to let all the the little Apuster’s know that Apu is part Indian.  Apu is from a great tride raised on the mean streets and badlands.  The tribes name reflects on how Apu whips his opponents in the Arena.  The tribe Apu speaks of are few in members but great at Kickassory. 

We are the Smackaho tribe.  Thats right boys and girls, Smackaho.  Apu lived up to one of his tribes great traditions today and Smacked dees ho’s like he owned em.  Just take a look at how bad the smacking was.  Deekeye Stinkeye couldn’t even break into the double digits.  WOW!  People say Apu why are so great, how is it that you whip these boys ass so easily.  Apu just smiles and remembers his ancestors and the great warriors they were and knows it’s just the Kickassory tradition handed down over the generations.  Sorry fellows but the great Apu will always be on top.  Smacking Ho’s and taking names.

So as I carry on the great traditions of my people all you little Apuster’s remember, Come rain, sleet, or shine, Apu will deliver the foot to your behind.  And to all you little Apuster’s out there, Peace, Love and Smackaho’s forever!

V……  DirtyApu! (Smackaho’s Unite!)