Stomp!
Well boy’s and girls now you don’t have to go all the way to Broadway to see a first class exibition, you can just come down to DirtyApu’s House of Pain and watch this long time crowd pleaser…. Stomp! That is right you can see Stomp for free and it is much better then the broadway version. You get to see DirtyApu Stomp Deekeye Stinkeye and Dunasty. Two for One!!! So come on down little Apuster’s to the fabulous Apu Arena and watch Stomp first hand.
Not only will you get to witness Stomp of Ass but you can see Stomp of heads, Stomp them while their down. Stomp the Dunasty and best of all Stomp the Deekeye. Thats right boy’s and girls an Ass Stomping blue light special for all. No admission fee if you show your Apuster card. So ya’ll come on down now… Ya hear!
Until next time little Apuster’s… Peace and Stomp forever!
DirtyApu
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