New Diggs for Kickin’ Ass
That’s right little Apuster’s I am back and let me catch you up on the latest happenings in Apuland… First of all Dunasty was shamed and finally realized that he was not going to win no matter how hard he tried and started staying in the game till the end. Chalk one up for the little Apusters out there. (Persistant ass whippings pay off!)
Next the Tri-Quakers have found some exciting new diggs along with an augmented form of play that allows the Apuster’s talents to shine ever so brightly. That’s right boy’s and girl’s as if you didn’t know already the Apuster is still kicking off in some ass at every turn of the game. These boy’s thought throwing a gaggle of bots in the mix might improve their chances… WRONG! The Apuster whipped all those asses. As you can see by the score it was quiet the Melee. Have no fear little Apusters your hero prevailed and kicked more ass than ever before.
I have never seen so many whipped asses. It was a whip, whip here. A whip, whip there. Here a whip there a whip everywhere a whip, whip. Ol’ Apuster had a Melee Ee i ee i o!!! I will tell you this boy’s and girls… in the midst of kicking so much ass and shoving rockets down these punks throat the Apuster managed to have a little fun.
That’s all for now little Apusters… Until next time (as always)…… Peace
DirtyApu
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