DirtyApu's Hizzy

That’s right its a sad sad day to find out that Dunasty is deliberatley trying to Hornswaggle all you little Apusters.  In an obvious attempt to prevent the Great Apu from capturing evidence of an obvious beat down, Dunasty has taken to some very nasty habits.  As you can see from the last couple of post the full wrath of Apu has not been played out.  Why is that you may ask… well it happens to be that in a very cowardly fashion Dunasty likes to wait until the Apuster has almost finalized the OG beatdown and then jump out of the game.

That’s right boys and girls there is no level to low to which Dunasty will stoop in an attempt to keep the news of another smack down from reaching all you little Apusters.  But have no fear for your hero is here!  That’s right little Apusters, DirtyApu is always one step ahead of these yahooies I took a screen shot before the game was over so that all of you could relish in the victory that is Apu!

Stay tuned boy’s and girls and Apu will keep you up to date on all the dirty dealings of the opposition and all the triumphs of the Apu nation!

Until next time……. Peace

Apu

That is right all you boy’s and girl’s in Apu land… Like they say in Texas if you mess with the bull you get the Horns.  Apu give these punks the horn and made em like it.  These punks just don’t know when to stop.  Deekeye e-mails me talking a bunch of trash about returning one of my blue light specials well this girlie man obviously doesn’t know Apu don’t have a return policy. That’s right little Apuster’s you take a blue light special from Apu and you might as well get ready to tote it around for a while cause we don’t have no customer service department.

I am happy to run a special for these boys any day of the week but don’t think for a miniute Apu will let them return the favor.  These girlie men said “Apu your beating up on us cause we are killing each other”.  Well here you go boys and girls a little evidence that Apu can not only kick off in some ass against both these pucks at once but he can do it one on one too. 

All you little Apuster’s out there repeat after me… Apu winning, Keeps us grinning!!!

Until next time little Apuster’s…. Peace….V

 DirtyApu

That’s right Apu in the hizzy wit da Mad Squabbles.  I am back and kicking more ass than ever before.  What these punks think they doing in Apu’s hizzy?  Get out my house!!! While these two sissy’s were muff punching each other the Apuster was kicking off in their ass.  Rockets flying, shotgun blasts, Rail gun fire, and the Apuster came through like Rambo… Without a scratch. 

Thats right these boys were taking it like the French… (You know getting their ass kicked without fighting back.)  Ha Ha.  Well little Apusters once again your hero has prevailed.  I ran a blue light special these boys won’t soon forget.  Speaking of blue light specials, you can just refer to the Apuster as a K-mart radio cause I don’t play! 

 All you little Apusters out there stay tuned and watch for the next episode of the ApuFu. Thats kind of like KongFu except Apu is doing ALL the ass kicking.

 Until next time little Apusters… Peace  V…….

 DiryApu