Almost!!!
That’s right boy’s and girl’s the word for the day is “Almost”. Can you say Almost boy’s and girl’s? Deekeye and Dunasty Almost avoided an ass whoopin today. They Almost avoided catching a rocket up the ass from the Apuster and they Almost got enough points to win. The key word for all you little Apusters out there is they “Almost” did all these things. Almost isn’t good enough to keep Apu from Fraggin that ass!!
That is right little Apuster’s I happened upon Dunasty trying to let his Blue Light Special shine on thru but Apu stuffed that bargain back on the shelf and decided to run a special of his own. Deekeye was winning big in the beginning and faded fast. Then just when Dunasty thought he had it all sewn up… Alacablam!!! The Apuster layed the smack down in Apu Town. I took them down to Jabronie street and checked them into the smack down hotel. (Their room there is booked for the whole week!) Ha Ha
All the little Apuster’s repeat after me “Almost Winning keeps Apu Grinning” Ha Ha. Till next time little Apuster’s Peace V….
DirtyApu
thats right boys and girls, the word for the day is “almost.” Keeping with the word of the day, the apuster “almost” made you believe that he was telling the truth, but we all know the truth, don’t we. We know that the apuster wins “almost” a quarter of the time and yet rants about it 100 percent of the time. The apuster “almost” pulled one over on ya, but thankfully the almighty dunaster was here to save the day.