DirtyApu's Hizzy

That’s right little Apusters, another un-advertised blue light special was run today on ass whoopins.  Dunasty said I’ll take two!!  As you can see Deekeye passed on the first but just couldn’t resist the second opportunity.  Apu loves to run Blue light specials, it just makes me feel good to offer ass whoopins at a discount to all my friends. 

I must say today’s special was filled with all kinds of goodies… Rockets, grenades, and even a few shotguns for the luck few who happened to be around when I offered the special.  I even give away a couple of wingtips when they got stuck in some asses.  (Ha Ha I didn’t want them back after where they had been.)

Hurry and get in on some real down home ass whoppins and you too could get lucky enough to happen upon one of my specials.  Now all it takes to sign up is a crisp new $100 dollar bill sent to my paypal account @ [email protected].  You must be a member in order to take advantage of the blue light specials so make your reservations today.  You will immediately receive your first beat down upon payment.  Hurry while the ass whoopins are still cheap!! 

Deekeye and Dunasty Did!!!

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