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    Sad But True!!!

    Sad But True!Yes that is right… Apu was running an unadvertised special today on Ass Whoopin’s and Dunasty decided to go for the bargain.  Sorry for all you who missed out on the special (Deekeye) but you just never know I am likely to offer one on a given day!  It’s all about being at the right place at the right time.  Thats right little Apusters… it was blue light special time today. A real two for one deal on a special ass whoopin from the Mighty Apu.  Sad but True!

    Who will be the next contestant on the Ass Whoopin is right?  Johnny take it away…  Deekeye Stinkeye, Come on down.  Your the next contestant on the Ass Whoopin is right!!!!

    DirtyApu

    2 responses to “Sad But True!!!”

    1. the almight dunaster says:

      don’t believe the hype, this is not a real sale. These deals are knock off impersonations and 9 out of 10 times, don’t even work. This has been a special announcement from all mighty dunaster, Happy Shopping!

    2. DeekEye's Publicist says:

      DeekEye is coming in today and he promises a beatdown like no other.

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