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    Handing out some Act Right!

    Enough Said! 

    As you can see DirtyApu has reigned supreme one more day.  DirtyApu’s the name Ass Whipping is my game.  DirtyApu give Deekeye and Dunaster the OG Beat Down this afternoon.  I mean come on guys I need some competition.  I was kicking there ass so hard they were tasting dog shit.  I had an extreme case of kickassism and I had to unleash on these two noobies. 

     So what is DirtyApu to do? Go and find new talent?  Well, that might just be an option.  Just today a noobie walked in the door and proceeded to ask for an ass whooping from the Apuster.  Well, we just might have to load up the old Quake III game on this old boy’s computer and let him taste the shoe polish.  More to come on that.  For now, Feel the pain of Deekeye and Dunaster.  They won’t taste the turkey this Thanksgiving cause the taste of leather will be to strong. 

     Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

     DirtyApu.

    2 responses to “Handing out some Act Right!”

    1. Ranger says:

      Cut off my legs and call me shorty. That Apu is one mean motha. I barely broke into the double digits against him. I have never seen anyone kick so much ass. Please somebody give us some help!!!

      Ranger.

    2. thealmightydunaster says:

      mr. apu seems to be having a memory laps, he doesn’t seem to remember the whoopings, oh, yes, whoopings, plural that he received from the dunaster.

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