Whooping Ass!
Welcome to DirtyApu’s house of pain. Today we are going to dis Deekeye Stinkeye. After the ass whooping he received the other day playing Quake III Arena he is as mad as a Keebler Elf Demoted to Fudge Packer! Yeah, Yeah, I know what your thinking “Quake III Arena is pretty old” Well I am kind of fond of the simple games in life. This game is not overly complicated, it’s fun to play, and it loads and runs lightning fast on a newer machine.
Back to the Stinkeye man. He is really a Day of Defeat man however, the fast pace of Quake has lured him into many an afternoon spanking. Garcia is another gamer who sucks pretty hard at Quake. Just today I was kicking his ass really hard and he just decides to shut down the server. He is about as scary as a bot set to EASY!!! Ha Ha. These two really need to step up their game to hang with DirtyApu.
More dissing to come!!
Hi, this is a comment to the Great DirtyApu. I just want everyone to know that I have seen the Wrath of DirtyApu and it isn’t pretty. He will kick off in your ass given the chance. The Rocket Launcher is like an extension of his arm and he uses it like a fist. Man this dude is awesome. Deekeye and Garcia I wish you well but you may never reach the level of play set forth by DirtyApu.
I called DirtyApu for his daily wooping. He did not pick up the phone. Him and Garcia must have heard that I was coming fo they asses.
Deek